The tall business man was riddled with guilt and temporarily without a car. Therefore he was forced to wait at the bus stop like every other blue collar human being, which he wasn't. Not by a long shot! In addition to guilt, he felt anger, because the goddamn mother fucking shit for brains intern had forgotten to book his vacation flight to Fiji in First Class. Now the business man had to fork over another two thousand dollars and spend an hour on the phone fixing this. Only the hour on the phone concerned him, not the money.
He was an important man and his time was valuable. Already he missed the 112 downtown bus. He would have to wait a half hour for the next one. He'd take a cab or even a limo, but chauffeurs were on strike today. He'd ask an intern, but everyone hated him in the office. He'd get a rental, but after the crash, he was on a shit list; so missing the bus was the cause of his guilt. Before he left, an overseas client had sent him a file of the Kim Kardashian sex tape and he spent about thirty minutes jerking off in front of his Sony Vaio laptop, nearly gumming up the works. He couldn't help it. Blame his weakness for big asses. His time is valuable, in case we didn't mention it, and he didn't have time to purchase hot masturbation aids. Those thirty jerk-off minutes were pure heaven to him.
He had all this money and yet couldn't control the space/time continuum. Maybe he could invest in the scientific research for that. His Amazon stocks were paying off big time. He would mention it next time his financial planner asked him to throw away a million for tax write-offs. Oh well, at least he felt relaxed. It was a nice day, too. The sun felt good on his skin. Maybe today's the day Kim will call him back.
"Time goes by so slowly..."
James sings "Hung Up" by Madonna -
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1 comments:
I don't like him. I do like that helped get my "I have a large package" post up to five comments. Woo Hoo!
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