We can't be certain who the villains are cuz everyone's so pretty, but this we know for sure:
Schoolboy John's the only eye-witness to this whole thing.
He saw Sunshine Sally clock Jane with a diamond ring.
Now Cowboy Jane's in bed.
She's nursing a swollen head and this whole thing was started by Slutty Kim,
who slapped Aunt Bea in the face with a sticky Slim Jim.
An ugly, ugly scene full of pretty cartoon faces.
Aunt Bea was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, you see,
she dropped acid on a Saturday night to quote
"see what the fuss was about," then her face turned green, a piano fell down the stairs, and an anvil dropped on her toe.
Until things cool down, I'd advise you to find a new place to drink...
Sheryl Crow - There Goes the Neighbourhood
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how you doing. this is carlos from the press enterprise. i was bored so i started googling names of people i knew and i came across your blog. so how have you been. are you still working at the press-enterprise. you can reply to me at carlosurbina@hotmail.com. if you want. later
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